
My girlfriend had liposuction done on her stomach after trying unsuccessfully to lose it the old fashion way. We had gone shopping for new clothes about 3 months after the surgery. She was still complaining that she hadn't lost the weight that she wanted and was still a size eight. I said no you're not the jeans we just bought were a size six. So of course we made a bet, which I won. Now whenever we disagree about something I say "Listen Six"